Yes, that's right. It was me. You've gone away for a week on holidays but thanks to the brilliant communication tool that is the world wide web, you can be updated on all the stuff I've recently knicked that belongs to you.
It's your own fault, you left it in there too long. Your Monster energy drink was feeling neglected and I was there in a time of need. Who's time of need exactly was it? I'll never tell. Either way, I am wide awake and ready for any tasks the housekeeping office can throw at me. So I'd say it's an investment in your day, boss.
Thank you, mysteriously named ingredients that noone had ever heard of before the invention of energy drinks. Here's to invigorating mystery drinks, and to the future disease that I will no doubt develop as a result of them.
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